So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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