who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
so much tequila, so little girl.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
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