What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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