You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
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I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
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Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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