Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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