I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
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All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
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She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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