did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
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