How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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