I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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