She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
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as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
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Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
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