The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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