Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
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I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
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Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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