I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
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