Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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