my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
I currently don't understand fingers.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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