im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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