Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
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I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
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I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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