Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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