so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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