the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
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