Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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