Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Just invented taco cereal.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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