You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
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