We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
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