I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
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I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
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Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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