We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
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