so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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