somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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