Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
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