Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
handjob tips. give me some.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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