is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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