who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I can text with my tongue
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
She bit a glass in half.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
Randomize
