Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
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I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
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He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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