if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
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Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
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So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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