One girl and one boy is just not enough.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
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