dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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