I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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