The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
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