party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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