he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
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Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
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I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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