Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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