This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...