I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
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just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
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Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it