i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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