Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Barsexuality is the new black.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
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He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
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WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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