so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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