It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
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There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
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We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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