Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
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Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
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That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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