I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
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he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
I need moral support for this bender
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K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
How does it feel to date your dad?
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
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