is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
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He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
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well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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