just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
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Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
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It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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