you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
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Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
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He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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