so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
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does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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