She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
high people should be assigned attendants
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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