Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
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I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
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why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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