somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Threw my underwear in my purse as I was running away after sex last night, went to pick up my birth control prescription this morning, took out my wallet and accidentally flung my sweet thong onto the counter in front of the cashier. Think that was the universes way of telling me I am a whore.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
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It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
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It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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