I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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