This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
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why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
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I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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