so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Randomize
