***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
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