The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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